It’s time for a roundup of last week’s highlights:
- running after the 113 bus twice and then walking back to campus with my groceries (Austin’s a dick)
- setting off the fire alarm while making pancakes AND waffles
- attending a Hawaiian party and getting hit on by your stereotypical surfer dude (long blond hair and everything)
- watching Stacey get hit on by a guy almost shorter than she is
- engaging in a conversation using only pretentious english with umbrella guy
- dancing on top of a table
while intoxicated (had to be the leader so Ben could follow)
- choosing: dancer or spirit dancer
- watching the guys climb up McKeldin library (what is it about drunken guys and climbing things?)
- playing bra pong
And other things I can’t remember because it’s almost one in the morning.