Thats What Lars Said

I'm on fire.

It’s time for a roundup of last week’s highlights:

  • running after the 113 bus twice and then walking back to campus with my groceries (Austin’s a dick)
  • setting off the fire alarm while making pancakes AND waffles
  • attending a Hawaiian party and getting hit on by your stereotypical surfer dude (long blond hair and everything)
  • watching Stacey get hit on by a guy almost shorter than she is
  • engaging in a conversation using only pretentious english with umbrella guy
  • dancing on top of a table while intoxicated (had to be the leader so Ben could follow)
  • choosing: dancer or spirit dancer
  • watching the guys climb up McKeldin library (what is it about drunken guys and climbing things?)
  • playing bra pong

And other things I can’t remember because it’s almost one in the morning.